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Moolah Buck 13

Moolah Buck 13

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Once upon a time, there was an adventurous Martian who lived on far away planet. He wanted to explore the universe and experience all of its wonders! One day he heard about Earth and decided that it would be his ultimate destination.

Excitedly he saved up enough money for his journey; one hundred dollars worth of shiny new coins with special markings depicting him in full print - a plucky little martian looking out into the depths of space ahead. The coins were made from fine quality metal alloy so they could withstand even the most hostile conditions during their long voyage through wormholes and galaxies beyond our own solar system.

When finally arriving at Earth, where no Martians had been before, our beloved traveller felt ready take on whatever life threw at him… until something strange happened: instead of purchasing food or shelter like any other regular tourist should do when visiting somewhere new – this intrepid explorer opted to buy himself some souvenirs first! His shopping spree resulted in quite an unusual purchase indeed: 100 dollar bills featuring none other than himself as artwork (which seemed only fitting).

Word quickly spread around town that there’s now a funny-looking “Martian Money" circulating within human society – naturally everyone wanted get their hands on it too because besides being cute AF...it also worked just as well conventional currency did anyway! On closer inspection you can clearly make out random tiny details such us two antennae sticking off top hat man's head along with three eyes staring back anyone admiring piece artistry; talk about investing wisely huh?

So thus concludes tale lovable extraterrestrial adventurer whose peculiar spending habits ended giving rise whole fresh economy complete unique form treasure embraced by those enterprising souls wise enough recognize its value both symbolically financially alike….The End

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