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Moolah Buck 15

Moolah Buck 15

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Once upon a time, there was an intergalactic traveler named Murgle the Martian. He had been on Earth for many years and loved to explore new places and make friends with humans.

One day, while he was visiting an old-fashioned bank near his space shuttle parked out in backcountry USA, he noticed something strange: A one hundred dollar bill that featured him! It seemed like no ordinary piece of currency—it even came complete with big bug eyes peeking from either side of its paper body along with two small antennae at the top. The text read “Murgle’s Official Currency Unit” alongside some other foreign language words written by someone who must have thought it looked cute or funny (maybe both).

He couldn't believe what he saw; Why would somebody be so kind as to create such a thing? Allowing himself only enough time to take it all in before any suspicious members of staff could approach him - because afterall they hadn't seen anyone quite like this creature walking around their establishment just yet - Murgel quickly snatched up the note and ran off into outer spacetime adventures unknown...

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