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Moolah Buck 26

Moolah Buck 26

Regular price $50.00 USD
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Once upon a time, in the far reaches of outer space, there was an intergalactic bank. The president and CEO of this esteemed banking institution issued 100 dollar bills with picturesque images of Martians on them – as it turns out they’re quite popular among galactic travelers who often find themselves strapped for cash while traversing the starry sky!

The one hundred-dollar bill featured a particularly cute Martian; he had bright green eyes that twinkled like stars when you looked closely enough. His antennae were always fluttering like butterflies and his oversized head never seemed to stop smiling. Everyone agreed: no matter what corner or planet he found himself in, this little guy could make anyone smile… even if their pockets were empty!

One day however, something mysterious happened - our plucky protagonist suddenly vanished from every single currency note... leaving trailblazers feeling disheartened all around the universe. But alas, some brave adventurers managed to track him down by piecing together clues left behind at various spaceships throughout different galaxies — until eventually everyone gasped simultaneously when they discovered where'd he gone off too: He had become part owner (and mascot) at Intergalactic Bank & Trust himself - how exciting!!

From then onwards whenever someone needed help paying for supplies during long journeys through deep space – there's be sure to have another friendly face waiting…. Ready money in hand with wise words “Take care my friend."

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