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Moolah Buck 34

Moolah Buck 34

Regular price $50.00 USD
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In the technicolor dreamscape of the city of Funnville, the local treasury took a whimsical turn in their currency design. In place of the dignified Benjamin Franklin, their hundred-dollar bills now sported a cute Martian, affectionately known as "Mars Moneybags." Sporting a pair of hipster glasses, a mischievous grin, and bright pink antennae, Mars quickly became the talk of the town. The sight of him on the bill was so hilarious that the local coffee shop had to put up a sign that read, "Warning: Paying with a Mars Moneybags may cause spontaneous laughter fits." Even high-stake poker games turned into comedic bouts, as gruff players struggled to keep a straight face while tossing a cute Martian into the pot. The new Martian money brought a whole new meaning to "funny money," making every financial transaction in Funnville a riotous joy.

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