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Moolah Buck 38

Moolah Buck 38

Regular price $50.00 USD
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In the offbeat universe of Quirkopolis, the new hundred-dollar bill had everyone in fits of laughter. Instead of the familiar face of Benjamin Franklin, they had a cute Martian, named "Galactic Gary." This wasn't any average Martian either. Galactic Gary sported a mischievous grin, a pair of star-spangled antennas, and rode a comet like a surfboard. The sight of him on a bill was so absurdly funny that paying for things felt more like a comedy act than a transaction. Picture trying to pay your fitness trainer with a straight face while Galactic Gary rode his comet across the money. Or even better, imagine trying to keep your cool when the stern-faced tax collector bursts into laughter at the sight of Gary. Money might not buy happiness, but in Quirkopolis, it certainly bought a good chuckle!

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