Moolah Buck 40
Moolah Buck 40
In the most whimsical twist of monetary policy, the hundred-dollar bill was given a cosmic makeover. Benjamin Franklin's stern countenance had been replaced by a charming Martian, affectionately named "Buckaroo Blinky." This was no run-of-the-mill Martian; Blinky had an infectious grin, starlit eyes, and a penchant for flashing a peace sign with three of his tentacle-like fingers. Suddenly, financial transactions were brimming with hilarity. Attempting to tip a poker-faced sommelier at a high-end restaurant with a Buckaroo Blinky bill turned into a scene from a comedy sketch. Or, imagine the sheer absurdity of a solemn real estate closing disrupted by the cheerful, green face of Blinky on the down payment! With this Martian-infused currency, every monetary exchange became a ticket to a stand-up show, proving that while money may not grow on trees, it certainly knows how to crack a joke.
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Shipping & Returns
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Care Instructions
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